Three men, a
philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it
crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves
standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were
standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the
fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number
of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't
know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then
you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK,
give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings."
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The
philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!"
With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared. The mathematician
then asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!"
With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go
to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared
too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The
Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil
did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.
Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The
Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the
idiot went to heaven.
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