Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

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• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
• I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. (Noel Coward, 1956)
• "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "Invaribly they are both disappointed." (Albert Einstein)