As Valentine’s Day approached, I
tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered that his
favorite red-plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had the “perfect
Valentine.” I had the pants repaired, and gift-wrapped them. On the package I
put a huge red heart on which I printed: “My Heart Pants for You.” I was the
surprised one, however, when I saw the same heart taped to our formerly empty,
but now overflowing, wood box. On it he had written: “Wood You Be My
Valentine?”
—Contributed by Mary Lou Pittman
—Contributed by Mary Lou Pittman
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