Have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Hope it doesn’t end up like these
@FirstDateHell dates.
• He couldn’t remember my name, so
he asked if I would mind if he just called me Amy instead.
• In a restaurant, she said she did
a great impression of a fax
machine.
Then she beeped loudly while unraveling a napkin from
her mouth.
• He said, “From your photo, I
thought you were too good for me. I’m glad to see you’ve got flaws.” Then he
listed them.
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