Making the Grade
My high-school English teacher was
well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on
a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the
valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart-shaped box of chocolates with
the pre-printed inscription: “BE MINE.” The following day, I received in return
a valentine from the teacher. It read: “Thank you, but it’s still BE MINE-US.”
—Contributed by Brad Wilcox
—Contributed by Brad Wilcox
Source
: Love Jokes, Valentine’s Day Jokes
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