Two Florida State football players, Bubba and
Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic
probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam
was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old
MacDonald had a____." Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer,
but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure
the teacher wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. "Tiny, what's
the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed, then looked around to make
sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, "Bubba,
you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh
yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2
pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping
Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm
is spelled �E-I-E-I-O'."
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