Ravens Fan On the first day of school a first grade
teacher explains to her class that she is a Steelers fan. She asks her students
to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans. Wanting to impress their
teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your
hand?' Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she replied. The teacher, still
shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not
believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?'
"Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens
fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone,
'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a
moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Steelers
fan.
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