• The ad for the 14k white gold
engagement ring in “like-new condition” included a caveat:
It was worn
“by Satan herself.”
The ad then warned, “Ring may be cursed, as it tends to
leave
a
path of destruction behind it. Possible events associated with this ring
include but are not
limited to: damage sustained to house, vehicle, heart,
downed power lines, fallen trees, and swarms of locusts.” The upside: “Other
than that, a very nice piece of jewelry.”
• This man’s ad addressed someone he’d met
only fleetingly: “Hi. I am the guy whose house you tried breaking in to this
morning around 9:30 a.m. on Gale Street,” he wrote. “Our
conversation
was short. You only said, ‘Oh my gosh, oh my gosh …,’ as you saw me staring
back at you through the door blinds. Still,” he continued,
“I feel we
made a good connection, separated only by the door and the two locks you were
trying to
pick. Please don’t break into my house again. But
if you’re
up for a legal encounter, I’m game.
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