10-Pin Puns:I recently stumbled upon my favorite new sports team..............

I recently stumbled upon 
my favorite new sports team. It’s 
a woman’s bowling squad called 
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter.
Jacqueline Tessman, 
Benton Harbor, Michigan

Swimming is Confusing…

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.

Comedian Demetri Martin